* something ORDINARY

Thursday, August 23, 2007 ; 12:26 AM?

another ordinary day*...

its 23rd of august 2007 today

yala yala nothing special la
its just a shit face parasite's birthday la

i'm turning 19 today which means i'm getting older...
there's nothing to be happy about.

since its such a saddening day,
lets have a little flash back of my pathetic life

as you people can see,
i am just a SHIT face parasite living in this world
before i even stepped out of this world,
i have already caused nightmares to my parents

mummy told me that when i was inside her tummy,
i love playing footy...
hence, i always kick her tummy.
as a result, i made my mummy banged a lorry...
then i was HAPPY!

see,it rimes!

after i was born,
their nightmares were even worst
i cried like nobody's business...
during the day, during the night...
besides that,
my cried sounded weird too...
mummy said that i cried like a GOAT

a goat like this

the retarded big head baby. and thats my brother

mind you! thats not their pet!

when i was 2 years old, i love to dance
i even danced when my dad was carrying me to take a picture

the bollywood dancer with the coconut shell hair cut

back then, i didn't even know how to smile properly
everytime i see the camera aiming at me, i'd smile like this...

like an old granny

when i was in primary school, i was a pure NERD

mata sepet. rambut hodoh

i love wearing my pants very very high up

just right below my boobs. OH wait, too young to have boobs. Heck, i don't even have it now!
tits? chest la!

not to forget, a typical nerd needs a specs...
i started to wear specs when i was standard 2...
consequences of ~~studying~~ reading too much comics

my classical gold round Popeye The Sailor Man glasses frame

i even loved seafood ^^V
until now

this picture was taken when i was standard 5

pretty la pretty la...

yuck

moving on,

when i was standard 6,
my sense of fashion was... GREAT!

i got myself an ugly cabbage head haircut

that jeans was the erh erh LATEST trend.
and the cap banyak KOOL.
saya tau saya sungguh cantik.
terima kasik banyak banyak

i always wanted to be a....
SUPER MODEL... HAHAHAHAHA!

ee yer.....

*cough cough cough!!*

this picture was taken during my standard 6 graduation trip

same pants, same ugliness

then, here comes my secondary school life
same prettiness. Like THIS...

NO, thats not my grandmother!
it just that i looked erh erh... MATURE!

"i'm the BEST DAMN THING that your eyes have ever seen!"

*cough cough*

*and chocked*

form 2, the same LALAness...

told you how many times thats not my granny!

form 3,

the LALA spirit will never fade away

LAMEness

oo.....LOOK WHAT I'VE FOUND??

ignore the one on the left...
focus on the person on the right

looks familiar??

ehe...thats MAY YI! (:

form 3 after PMR

my looks very much reminds me of erh erh

Jack Neo
my twin brother

form 4,

taken in Hong Kong
veli NICE CAP

during form 5,
i had my unforgettable school life with my foodies

May Yi and I got our hair straightened bersama sama

After the school life,
i stepped into the College life...

my best friend in INTI - Pei Li
my hair was highlighted with some ugly LALA gold stripes

after that i went to HELP
and got to know a bunch of crazy people

as for now,
i've stepped into the UNI life
and uni life pretty much SUX!

and, i still look the same as last time

so much prettier
no there's nothing wrong with your eyes...
this is a HOT STUFF!

STOP COUGHING!

19 is a final teen year??
shit wei...
old lady...